my head hurts

small update... sspro replied... all clients want a minimum of 20 hours offshore, and at least 1 trip offshore (meaning you've slept on the boat)... which is not a lot, actually it's a ridiculously low demand... that doesn't solve my problem the least bit :(

How can I get offshore hours if I need to have been offshore to go offshore? It's not a catch 22 anymore, it's a fuckin Sphinx riddle...

but on the bright side, they did say, "as soon as you have that please DO call us" ... so if I can pass the Sphinx I have a job... anybody seen Indiana Jones or Harry Potter recently? I have a question for them...