tv

We have satellite tvs in our room... but only about 20 channels instead of the usual 600.. not sure why... but the real question is:

-the male population on this rig counts for about 99,9%...
-they chose (paid for?) only 20 out of 600 channels...

so... how come Spike tv isn't one of them?
but more so... how come Out tv IS?!?!?

is there something I should know? small detail they forgot to mention? that would explain all the mustaches though... hehehe... ;)